Rules of Ghana

Here are a few simple rules Capers and I have noted in our time, here in Hohoe, thus far:

1. One must carry every sort of object on their head
2. One may bargain prices with almost anything, and should
3. Make all food spicy
4. Blast music at all hours of the day. And night
5. Only blast the 10 songs currently in circulation
6. Don’t lick the stamps (“Post office employees yelled at me” –Capers)
7. Carry toilet paper at all times
8. Don’t worry be happy
9. 5 minutes really means, 35 minutes
10. Don’t forget to snap (Ghanaian handshakes end with a snap of each others middle fingers)
11. Dance at will, when fitting, which is always
12. If one must distinguish their chicken from their neighbors, spray paint that chicken pink

Cheers,

Chandler

Rule #12. This is also our "front yard"